Sparkicks’ (Spark + Kicks) is an innovative sportswear company that specializes in creating new and unique twists on traditional footwear. Their newest creation is called the “Knockout“, a high performance sneaker developed with a decade’s worth of athletic and material knowledge perfect for designers sitting in their office chairs all day.
True to it’s name, the Knockout series of sneakers assists the wearer in their creative endeavors by granting them an hour of quick brainstorming powers, unrelenting motivation and instant access to a library’s worth of knowledge before knocking them out cold for who knows how long. It also glows in the dark when you press the button on the side. Isn’t that nice?
These pair of expertly crafted shoes is available for purchase for the low low price of $3042024 when bought during a solar eclipse on a leap year after waddling around the world 5 times. Created using Photoshop.