I’ll admit that when we first got this assignment, I was very skeptical that I would enjoy it, as this topic does not pique my interest AT ALL. The metaverse seems like a sad gray wasteland that is devoid of any real creativity or content. I mean, everything there is fucking really ugly, sterile, and just plain boring. Also, where is everyone? Supposedly there are real live people that own all this “real estate”, but I barely saw a soul. Is it just due to some weird virtual land grab, where “entrepreneurs” are investing in virtual properties, just so they can jack up the price and sell it to some other sucker for 1 million times its worth, thereby driving away anyone who might actually be interested in using this virtual property in any sort of legitimate capacity, again, thereby destabilizing the entire virtual world economy and sewing distrust among any potential investors IRL, because they see all these shitty tech-grifters using this technology just so they can make as much money as possible in the shortest period of time. The whole technology is covered with a greasy layer, that I would not touch with a 10ft pole, and I would certainly not trust any personal or payment information to anyone while in there. “What a crap assignment this is!”, I thought to myself…
Now, I have no problem admitting when I have made a mistake or passed judgment too soon. I’m a relatively emotionally mature adult, who is capable of taking a breath and analyzing my feelings. And I gotta say, I don’t think my initial impressions of the metaverse were wrong…
Where the fuck is everyone who is using these virtual worlds for events??? I couldn’t find shit. Only a bunch of corporate events that you had to pay for, or hand over your personal information inorder to attend. Like I said before, I’m not giving out my personal information to anyone associated with this nonsense and I’m certainly not going to hand over any of my dwindling student funds to pay some rich tech ass-hat to get trapped in a conversation in place that does not exist, other than on one of Amazon’s server farms, about crypto or some shit. So, long story short, the subject of this assignment made me so mad that I was chronically unmotivated to actually complete it, besides writing a blog post that no one will likely ever read.
See you at the next vanilla, I mean “Virtual” boring ass bullshit, I mean “Event”!